Someone threw up on me today. Yes, that's right.
I was in the restroom taking care of business and a lady rushed in. She didn't quite make it to the commode but she did make it to my pants legs, socks and shoes. We're not talking about a little bit of vomit - I'd say she spewed at least two quarts worth of (1) stomach juices, (2) phlegm and (3) eggs and bacon. She said she had allergies and the sinus drainage made her sick to her stomach. I say she's possessed.
I went home to change and I drove with the windows open.
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