Thursday, July 10, 2008

Sam's Choice Bottled Water Has a Whole New Meaning

We're running low on my favorite bottled water and we need to run out and get more at Wal-Mart this weekend. This reminded me to blog about something that happened the last time we went to Wal-mart for a couple cases of Sam's Choice water.

I was about to lift a case of water off the chest level shelf when I pushed a highlighter aside. Somebody had left a hightlighter on the shelf.

Minor note, I hate it when people decide not to purchase an item and, rather than return it to its rightful spot, just place it on any old shelf they happen to be strolling next to. Do they know that re-stocking activities like this actually do cost them a little money in the long run? Do they know that it is very disconcerting to find pencils in the freezer case? Do they know that someone else walking down the aisle just moments later things they are lazy, good-for-nothing jerks?

Anyway, I pushed the highlighter aside to pick up my case of water and...

I realized that it wasn't a highlighter at all.

It was a pregnancy test.

I USED pregnancy test already out of it's packaging.

And I touched it. On the felt-tip end that touches a certian type of ...uh... fluid.

Eew.

No, I didn't stop to check what the result was. That's just too tacky!!!

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